Kindle Euphoria

This is my opinion on the books I read. Remember, don't take it personally and don't get all shitty with me over it.  I don't bash the author personally unless the author has bashed the shit out of me and yes one has. So I will bash Madeline Sheehan forever. Otherwise if a book sucks it doesn't mean the person sucks, I've had books I loved and hated by the same author before, it happens. Not everything will please everyone. This is only my opinon and how these particular books made me feel.

My account was removed from GR so at the moment I'm severely lacking in reviews and books but rest assured for the 2013 year I've read over 300 books. 


Jake Undone - Penelope Ward

Jake Undone  - Penelope Ward

1 Go Fuck Yourself Star (Thanks Mrs. Ballsworthy)


DNF at 71%

Nina got on my nerves the whole fucking book but she took the cake with this one. OOOOH MY GOD, bitch took a 6 teir wedding cake that cost a million dollars. 

Let me click that fucking spoiler button right quick.


Jake and her finally do the damn deed and somehow amazingly they did it all night and his dick didn't fall off and her vadge didn't hold up a white flag, even in my nympho days that shit was impossible. He is READY and is about to confide his deepest darkest secret that might possibly hurt her bitch ass but he doesn't get to because she wants the dick inside her so bad, and what man is going to say no to someone he's been holding back from and has a dong so hard that a midget could head butt him in the balls and the midget would lose? Right! I'm so politically incorrect right now I'm so pissed. 


Remember he was ready and willing to divulge his biggest secrets BEFORE, YES BEFORE they got it on and he drilled her like an offshore oil rig. She fucked that up on her own, that was Nina's fucking fault. 


He climbs a fucking fire escape and finds her after the bitch runs from him and tells her everything about his schizo wife who's been in the mental hospital for 4 fucking years in another damn city and tells her EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


No man in this damn world would do the romantic things he did, would help her dumb ass get A's in her college math classes and say the most romantic things he's ever said to her, as well as lay it down, and then put his heart on the line for NOTHING. 


The bitch then has the nerve to say she's moving out and needs some time. Bitch you can get time away from him in your own damn room, you had to move out??????

Fuck that, he gave more than any man would have and came clean, and it wasn't a horrible secret like he was cheating or anything and the bitch didn't forgive him immediately. Fuck that.


I already thought she was a fucking dumbass and rude bitch the whole book by sneaking into his room and going through his personal shit and then she got pissed because he fucked some girl when he didn't even KNOW Nina. She got all bitchfaced for that shit too. Ugh, she's a fucking child. Just because she's from the country doesn't mean that she's a fucking idiot and is stunted in her growth and maturity. They go through shit just like everybody else out in small towns too. 


I was ready for the love and the happy ending to come and ready to hear the bitch finally grew up and gave him some damn beautiful babies, because anything from Jake would be amazing. I'm in love with Jake's character but Nina just ruined the whole fucking book for me. Fuck that bitch. I'm out.