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This is my opinion on the books I read. Remember, don't take it personally and don't get all shitty with me over it.  I don't bash the author personally unless the author has bashed the shit out of me and yes one has. So I will bash Madeline Sheehan forever. Otherwise if a book sucks it doesn't mean the person sucks, I've had books I loved and hated by the same author before, it happens. Not everything will please everyone. This is only my opinon and how these particular books made me feel.

My account was removed from GR so at the moment I'm severely lacking in reviews and books but rest assured for the 2013 year I've read over 300 books. 


Torn and Seduced - J.E. Keep & M. Keep

Torn and Seduced: An Urban Fantasy Novel - J.E. Keep



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2.5 Huh Stars 

The Blurb......

Anjasa has been through the worst parts of hell and come back from it wounded but stronger. A trained assassin and courtesan, she’s seen the worst in others… and herself.

She doesn’t know what she wants, but she knows the things she needs. Companionship. Adventure. Fear. She needs to feel alive.

When she meets the human noble, Loren, in the bar, she figured he’d be good for a night of fun. A place to sleep.

Instead she finds an adventure that she can’t turn away from, even though her instincts warn her of the terrible things to come…

After Anjasa meets Loren in a seedy bar on the wrong side of town, she attempts to use him to pay her way and buy her gifts because she's broke as hell. She later uses the excuse.....

   Bitch please. Making up excuses. That's all you wanted? Right, she read him so well she knew she'd get a house out of him. Wtf? She seduces him and then offers to help him get his lost inheritance back from his cousin. He lost a competition or something, the book never says what exactly happened. I'm just as confused as you. The book is vague on a lot of shit.
   The next day she scams her way into the cousin's house under the guise of being a damsel in distress. The cousin, shit if I remember his name, is playing the super nice guy hero and is offering to protect her and even help her get clothing so she can stay the night with him. He buys her expensive jewelry and after a huge shopping spree, he admits he knows her secret. She knows he's a bad guy and he threatens her life and then bangs the shit out of her. Don't get too excited, it's a half ass sex scene. He's forcing her to bring Loren somewhere to have him killed. Yup.
   So she does her job, and decides that Loren isn't worth her time because he just can't sex her right, his cousin is better. The assassin she was supposed to bring Loren to, doesn't kill him and says he needs her help in killing the cousin, oh I remembered his name, Zarach. The assassin guy terrifies her more than Loren does and her poon is already thinking about sexing the assassin up. Yeah, she's a self confessed slut and she lives up to that rep in every way.

   She waits in her dungeon overnight and gets another chance to seduce that Zarach guy with the even bigger dick and even better sex. She's just on a roll with these guys. Her luck doesn't seem to run out. She doesn't have to kill a nobleman she feels sorry for but would turn in because self preservation comes first. They all give her amazing sex. Wait, it gets better!
   While she's about ready to get her vadge banged out again by Zarach, the assassin comes in and kills him and she watches this all half naked. He gets a knife through his back while he's about to throw down on her poon. She's all turned on watching the fight. Yeah, she's fucked in the head. Then the assassin reveals himself to her and its love at first sight. He's the most beautiful thing she's ever seen. Now it's revealed to her that the assassin guy is a vampire who was turning Z into one too but it was a complicated process and took a long time. He was grooming Z and Z became psycho and irrational. He needed to die. Ok whatever. Now they fuck in the room with a dead guy and guess what? Yup, you got it. Bigger dick, better sex. She hit the slut jackpot! He banged her till dawn and she couldn't walk anymore and now she's going to work for him. He's going to keep her for himself and he needs her to groom Loren so he can become powerful. Then it ends.